I’ve been misinformed. In the noble days of camping yesteryear, tents were the only way any self-respecting camper would go. Now it seems that most “campers” prefer taking their homes with them to the great outdoors, hauling TV, microwave, refrigerator, shower, electricity, chilled champagne and caviar and all the comforts of home with them to … Continue reading THE FAMILY CIRCUS: Tent Campers of America, Untie! (That’s not a typo)
It seems my latest attempt at Coleman camp stove cookery earned the usual thunderous applause and rave reviews from the adoring masses. Noses wrinkled like raisins, the clan reacts to my latest camp concoction with predictable glee: “Yuck. What IS this stuff? What’re you trying to do, Mom, poison us?” “That’s Lowder campfire stew” I … Continue reading THE FAMILY CIRCUS: Camp Cookery & Other Oxy-Morons
Stretching after a restful night on the cold, cruel ground, I open my eyes to a find ourselves surrounded by a campsite featuring chrome-and-dome invaders with names like Nomad, Tioga, Springdale, Prowler and the greatest affront to authentic camperhood known to man: Winnebagos. Ugh. Adding insult to injury, it seems the campground is crammed to … Continue reading THE FAMILY CIRCUS: ‘Nu-Wa’?
For background, see: The Joys of Tent Camping & Wenzelisms. (March 20) Now. As I was saying, the first order of business upon arrival at any campground is attempting to erect said “weather armor polyester and mesh” colossus into a semi-habitable overnight abode. The second order of business is to avoid confusing “Wenzel” with … Continue reading THE FAMILY CIRCUS: Sneaky Weasels
Welcome to the first post in our brand category, The Family Circus. Hold on to your hats. Don't forget to pack your sense of humor. Let's go! What are Wenzelisms? Well. Put those dictionaries away and pay attention. You’ll never find the above in a dictionary. That’s because “Wenzelism” not a real word. At least … Continue reading THE FAMILY CIRCUS: The Joys of Camping (sort of): Wenzelisms